Plays the Hits! EP

by Tennis Elbow

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1.
Love Me More 03:49
I fell in love in my sleep I fell asleep in my clothes I have a scrawny physique, I’m a geek But most ladies are weak for my prose I left my keys in the door, and what’s more Went through a carwash with my windows down You don’t like my sound, You don’t think I’m as profound As that dickhead from Brown But if I shaved would you love me more If I made my favorite band the same as yours If I adjusted to meet high standards Turned down my manner Maintained a mannish, rugged report If I grew my patchy beard out would you drag me along If my favorite song was your favorite song If I pretended to drink black coffee Would you pick your iPhone and call me I woke up in Cold Water Canyon Cracked the screen of my phone Wearing only a sunburn and an Indian Banyon Ate Peyote in the Mojave alone I’m afraid of commitment I’ll admit it Do you want to lack commitment with me I don’t get my thrifts from Urban Outfits And I prefer when all my meals are free I’m living life in the passing tense Haven’t felt this kind of passion since High school when I met the passing glance Of a redhead woman’s rights activist I fell in love in my sleep I fell asleep in my clothes I have a scrawny physique, I’m a geek But most ladies are weak for my prose If I shaved would you love me more If I made my favorite band the same as yours If I adjusted to meet high standards Turned down my manner Maintained a mannish, rugged report If I grew my patchy beard out would you drag me along If my favorite song was your favorite song If I pretended to drink plain, black coffee Would you pick your iPhone and call me
2.
My solo cup, it’s cream soda but I’ll say it’s malt scotch Brushed my hair to the side and my damn cowlick looks like a bald spot A girl kissed me on the mouth and now I just taste like Vox Vodka And now I can’t speak her tongue like the bug, just call me Franz Kafka Arts kids drink Vermouth and postmodernity Impressive how these alcoholics all earn degrees Been this way since their mascot was Colonel Lee I flipped the number three and I founded a fraternity No slowing down until my GPA has been deflated Or until my folks tell me my Best damn years have been wasted Freshman girls who don’t know better Hungover in your 9am See Kafka would not sleep with strangers He’d turn into that mite again He’d turn into that mite again I'm thinkin' that I might again I stepped outside and pretended my breath was cigarette smoke I didn’t want to get in trouble I was careful not to let the grown ups know I really don’t want to grow older but I don’t want to die soon I don’t wanna be another shoulder for some drunk girl to lie to Everybody here keeps on checking their watches As if personal effects don’t affect their causes I’d trade potato vodka for a potato latke And now I can’t speak her tongue like the bug, Franz Kafka CHORUS INSTRUMENTAL BREAK CHORUS
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Ma saw God in the ocean Drove for a decade to find him again Guess most of us would do most anything To reach some sort of happy end You’ve been sad for years and I never stopped noticing I reckon I haven’t seen a genuine smile from you Since the Gilded Age You and I could search God in wrinkles in time And patterns in the Milky Way I might crazier than a couple of King Leers But I’ll find your smile if I have to drive for ten years I saw your picture lying out of the frame last Easter And there it continues to lay I couldn’t find the courage or a better way To put you on the wall again I swore I heard your voice late last night like the Ghost of Christmas Passerby I don’t why God wouldn’t be someplace more dry So if I found God in the ocean If he dares show me his face I’ll stay and chat about this or that With the water up to my waste You’ve been sad for years and I’ve never stopped noticing You’ve been sad for years, sad for years Visit the Southern Shore until his ass appears But I want you to know that I’ll be right here When Adonai’s in an Eno underneath a pier Ma saw God in the ocean Drove for a decade to find him again

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released August 24, 2018

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Ryan Wentz lives in New York City and makes tennis music.

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